I fall helplessly...
.........................because of [tendonitis resulting from] flat feet.
I cry a river...
.........................when there is wind blowing in my eyes.
When did I develop all these medical anomalies?
Not to mention "unique" optic nerves, weak knees, crooked middle finger, and gazillions of other eye-related problems!
At least you are not a 'loser' like I am.
ReplyDeleteI was always a short kiddo
ReplyDeleteall throughout my 23 years of life!